Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Christmas Presents



On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a beautiful basket of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a huge, pretty box of asst. candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne ?"

"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"

Merry Christmas Cheer to You!

1 comment:

  1. Don't ever try to out guess a child at least don't use a taste test.

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